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Mutchy:
Blind Man.....

A blonde girl just stepped into the bathtub when the doorbell rang.
"Who is it?"
"Blind man," came the response.
Feeling charitable, the blonde dashed from the tub without bothering to put on any clothes,
grabbed her purse, and opened the door. The man's jaw dropped and he stammered, "Wh-where do you want me to put these blinds, lady?"

Zelos:
-waiter, do you have frog legs?
-nom I just walk strange!

Zelos:
-its good acoustics in this hall!
-what did you say?

Zelos:
-emil, give aunt anna a kiss! said mom
-no, said emil
-why not? wondered mom
-when dad kissed her, he got punshed

Zelos:
-isnt it strange that the biggest jackasses get the most beautifulest womans?
-oh, dear you, now you flatter me again!

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