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Zelos:
This topic is for [span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']JOKES[/span] only!!. we all need a laugh, so here it is :lol:  :lol:  :lol:  :lol:

Zelos:
There were once a ant hill. every day a elephant came and put his trunk into the hill, and blow. The ants fly in every direction. One day the ants had it enough. So when the elephant one of them jumped and grabed the neck, then every ant yelled "GOOD, NOW STRANGEL HIM"

Zelos:
mother: why do you never do what I tell you to do?
little arne: im afraid you´ll get spoilt if you allways get ur will through

Zelos:
-do you go to school my boy, askes a old lady?
-yes, everyday, answered olle!
-how old are you?
-8 years!
-im 50 years old and go to school to. can you guess what I am then?
-dum of course

Zelos:
-waiter, is there soup on the meny today?
-no, I just wiped dry

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