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Zelos:
-why does my stomach hurt doctor?
-what do you eat?
-only green stuff, like doctor told me.
-like?
-green tomatos, green bananas, and green potato

Zelos:
-doctor, is there anything wrong whit my heart?
-ive examened ur heart very precisely and I can say that it will work as long as you live

Zelos:
one ittle boy started to play violin. when he came to the violin lesson was it a machinegun in the violin case
-why do you have a machinegun whti you? screamed the violin teacher
-damn it, now did my dad get my violin to the bank
 :lol:

Zelos:
It was a boy who watched a football match, when his mam came in and said:
-its time for bed, and say ur evning pray.
-but mom, we shouldnt bother god in the middle of the match

Numsgil:
Two statues were in a park, one male, the other female.  Many men and women fell in love under the gaze of these beautiful statues.

One day an angel came from Heaven.  "You have been such good statues," he said, "that I will grant you half an hour of life.  You may do anything you want."

The two statues came to life, the man gazing at the woman, the woman gazing at the man.  The male statue grabbed the female's hands and they ran into the bushes.

The angel smiled as he heard rustling and giggling.  15 minutes later the couple returned.

"You still have 15 minutes," the angel said.  "Isn't there anything else you want to do?"

The male statue turned to the girl.  "Again?"

The girl statue smiled.  "Okay, but this time you hold the pigeon down and I'll poop on its head!"

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