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« on: April 26, 2005, 05:17:59 PM »
THANK YOU GOD

Thank you for open-user forums, colleges, universities, freeware, and programmers with too much free time.  Thank you for not understanding me.  Maybe I really am crazy about the evolution stuff.  To Hell with it, the evolution stuff is still more fun than [you]Doom Rider[/you] or [you]Project 3D Paintball[/you].

THANK YOU HELL

For the human world where people take centuries to learn something new and individuals can't even learn to listen to himself about forgetting about others.



Get this: Some Jews were celebrating, so they left the stove on and couldn't turn it off (religous thing) so it started a fire.

But a newspaper article (although its the post.  Go figure, but still) said "It took the fire department almost 4 minutes (can you beleve it?  Too long man) to get there"

They are blaiming the mayor for the fire not the Jews...
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« Reply #1 on: April 28, 2005, 12:37:02 AM »
ööh, you should thank humans for all that stuff, not god. we made it, not him
When I have the eclipse cannon under my control there is nothing that can stop me from ruling the world. And I wont stop there. I will never stop conquering worlds through the universe. All the worlds in the universe will belong to me. All the species in on them will be my slaves. THE ENIRE UNIVERSE WILL BELONG TO ME AND EVERYTHING IN IT :evil: AND THERE IS NOTHING ANYONE OF you CAN DO TO STOP ME. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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« Reply #2 on: April 28, 2005, 09:03:52 AM »
Good point Zelos  :D
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« Reply #3 on: April 28, 2005, 01:02:33 PM »
I belief in God, so I thank Him.
You don't believe in God, so you don't thank Him.
Logical, eh?

 :bigginangel:

btw I'm not in for an is-not is-too discussion...  :lol:

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« Reply #4 on: April 28, 2005, 01:07:44 PM »
Logical? Yes.

But as good RANT, it's kind of lame  :angry:

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btw I'm not in for an is-not is-too discussion...
Those are never the way to go. There are plenty of places on the web where you can get into that kind of stuff. DarwinBots isn't one of them.

But then again, if anybody wants a nice friendly, scientifically based debate about the subject then I would be all for it.
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« Reply #5 on: April 29, 2005, 02:07:03 AM »
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btw I'm not in for an is-not is-too discussion

Less filling!

Taste great!

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« Reply #6 on: October 11, 2005, 11:55:39 AM »
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PY: But then again, if anybody wants a nice friendly, scientifically based debate about the subject then I would be all for it.


PY ...
You may find this of interest:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster
or not. ;)
This debate on Intellegent Design/Evolution is actually taking place here
in the US as we speak ...
and the FSM point-of-view meets the requirement for being part of an
intellegent design, and while born as satire ... is forcing those proponents
of ID to include it.
Bobby Henderson did indeed submit this open letter to  the Kansas Board
of Education ... http://www.venganza.org/

Wikipedia resisted having this be part of their site ...
as they are nearly as pedantic as you and Num ... :lol: ...
but the users overwelmingly voted to include it as it is indeed part of
a very real cultural event taking place right now (11 Oct 05) ...
and part of a very important debate here in the USA.

Check it out.

~griz~
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« Reply #7 on: October 11, 2005, 01:12:06 PM »
Spaghetti monster? PAAA!!!

Heretical nonsense bandied about by those who don't accept our true mistress, the [span style=\'font-size:14pt;line-height:100%\']The invisible Pink Unicorn[/b][/span]

The IPU knows who they are.

Their day of judgement will come.

The only problem that I really have with the IPU is that she hates the color purple and deams it, in her holy book, to be the color of "shitheads".

Me and the IPU will get it sorted out eventually though for am I not a "Bot God" in my own right?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!  :evil:
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« Reply #8 on: October 11, 2005, 01:29:18 PM »
That's just a title you gave yourself.  I don't think you can promote yourself to God just like that.

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« Reply #9 on: October 11, 2005, 01:45:38 PM »
Why not? The IPU did it?

Besides, I am just as invisible as she is. The only hint that any of you have of my existence is my profile on this and other sites.
One or two of you even have my mystic email adress.

Can you prove that I exist (or don't)?  :D
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« Reply #10 on: October 11, 2005, 01:55:58 PM »
Heck, I can't even prove I exist.

You see, I don't think, and well,...

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« Reply #11 on: October 11, 2005, 02:03:23 PM »
ALICA:
Well if this text exsists and the software exisits, somthing exsists over here.
And no computer can do this , so it must be done by humans.
The only qustion is there many who are PY or one?

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« Reply #12 on: October 11, 2005, 02:08:39 PM »
That is far from the only question.

Other questions include..

Does your computer really exist or is your fevered imagination just telling you that some fictional character called Purple Youko is typing stuff which you are reading?

Are you currently awake or is this all a dream?

Has your entire life actually been a dream?

That last one is not so far fetched actually. I frequently have dreams in which I am not myself but am someone else, complete with memories of an entire lifetime.
Sometimes I even remember bits of the fictional (I presume) persons life after waking up.
That is really freaky  :blink:
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« Reply #13 on: October 11, 2005, 02:21:56 PM »
Yeah, I have those too PY.  It's really amazing that your mind can construct a faux history for some alternate Persona.

If only I could tap those powers in my waking life, I could write some stories and such (which is always sort of an idle dream of mine).

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« Reply #14 on: October 11, 2005, 02:31:22 PM »
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If only I could tap those powers in my waking life, I could write some stories and such (which is always sort of an idle dream of mine).

I already have done. I have written about 20 short stories, one novella and I am about half way through a full length novel. I have also written a few chapters and developed an entre fictional world for what will one day become the basis for a massive series, a role playing system and possibly a MMORPG too.

pretty much all my ideas come from dreams.
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There are 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who understand binary.
and those who don't

:D PY :D