Spoil a Wish game

[Mutchy]

Basically, after each post some says something like "I wish I was a jet pilot" then the next person spoils it by making them die or something.

Well lets give it a try! (if it doesnt work dnt matter)

I wish I was a millionaire

[shvarz]

You come to the mirror and realize that you look like Bill Gates!

I wish I were PY.

[Mutchy]

You become PY, but you get completely fustrated with an Italian guy who doesnt speak English, so your head explodes!

I wish more people posted here!

[Light]

More people start posting, but its all in italian.

I wish I have less work to do

[PurpleYouko]

All your work disappears and you lose your job due to redundency.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

[MightyPenguin]

You wake up one morning to find your backing isn't hurting. Then you realise it's because you've had your spine surgically removed while drunk.

I wish this thread gets a hell of a lot better in the next post, so I don't have to lock it out of contempt.

[Numsgil]

The post suddenly becomes quite interesting.  Unfortunately the board crashes and all our posts since February are lost.

I wish I was (more) perfect.   :P

[MightyPenguin]

You realise that perfection is actualy the purest form of sterility; beign perfect, you do not change. In not changing, you stagnate, and become meaningless.

I wish that the Lib Dems get in.

[Light]

They get in, but their lack of experience and Charles' drinking habits causes the economy to go to ruin, resulting in you losing your job.

I wish life was easier

[Old Henk]

It is. You're dead.

I wish my French grades would impove

[PurpleYouko]

You get an A in french then an international comitee on free trade decides that French and all other languages around the world are going to be abandoned in favor of Japanese

I wish I didn't have to build Firegem's new bed today.

[Mutchy]

you dont have to, Firegem happily builds his own bed, once he has finished, he trips over and stabs you in the neck with the screw driver!

I wish I had lotsa gold!