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Offline EricL

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« on: February 12, 2007, 12:26:54 AM »
There once was a bot quite vain.
Every gene seemed to reference .pain!
The ladies he'd woo,
But with .repro he knew,
From sex, he had nothing to .gain!

An evobot in the F1 league, alas...
Cried out as 'The One' kicked his ass,
"In a sim with mutations,
It would be a different equation,
Cause your gene is as fragile as glass!"

The bot was a regular Joe.
But one mutation and boom!  .sexrepro!
He leared "Baby, wazz up?"
She quipped "We're siblings numb nuts."
"Our kids would end up like you - slow!

A -4 shot right in .eye5,
Made a conspec turn tail and hide.
Don't shoot me with feces!
We're the same F'ing species!
Don't you want our genes to survive?
« Last Edit: November 28, 2007, 07:40:04 PM by EricL »
Many beers....

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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2007, 08:36:34 AM »
woah amazing
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Re: DB limricks
« Reply #2 on: March 09, 2013, 03:25:41 AM »
nice work eric  :D
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