Shvarz, no offence fella, you have an exceptional grasp of the English language but a lot of other people don't. That's one of the big concerns over here in the UK atm, student literacy standards.
When I first joined the DB forum, the first internet forum I joined, I was constantly dismayed with the spelling and grammar errors I saw by people who spoke English/American as their first language. Over time I have come to accept that as par for the course.
Some of my friends spent time working over in the Netherlands and complained that the Dutch would steadfastly refuse to understand them (speaking Dutch) if they made the slightest pronunciation errors. Personally I never had that problem but I guess I either had good work friends over there or that a friendly smile went a long way.
Seth comes from India, this is not his first language I imagine. I doubt (no offence to Seth either) he has the doctorates degree or similar required to work the telephones in the Indian call centers. Personally I am always somewhat in awe of people who manage to communicate in a second language, maybe I could still count to ten in Dutch or French, I know one or two words of Russian and a couple of other languages, if the onus was on me to communicate in somebody else's native language then my ship would be sunk.
(Reminds me of the schoolyard language 'of the T of the He' that I never understood either.)
Please cut the guy some slack, I think you could be instrumental in helping us help him. I don't think DB is what he is searching for but if it is then you may well be the man to interpret what he is asking for. I have surfed this 'nocardioform' a little already but not enough to understand what he is asking for yet.
I could continue but I only exist because of the forgiveness of others for the mistakes I have made, I don't wish to make more.