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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Mutchy on April 21, 2005, 06:27:05 PM

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: Mutchy on April 21, 2005, 06:27:05 PM

Basically, after each post some says something like "I wish I was a jet pilot" then the next person spoils it by making them die or something.

Well lets give it a try! (if it doesnt work dnt matter)

I wish I was a millionaire

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: shvarz on April 22, 2005, 11:22:21 AM

You come to the mirror and realize that you look like Bill Gates!

I wish I were PY.

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: Mutchy on April 22, 2005, 11:31:00 AM

You become PY, but you get completely fustrated with an Italian guy who doesnt speak English, so your head explodes!

I wish more people posted here!

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: Light on April 22, 2005, 11:37:58 AM

More people start posting, but its all in italian.

I wish I have less work to do

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: PurpleYouko on April 22, 2005, 12:04:58 PM

All your work disappears and you lose your job due to redundency.

I wish my back would stop hurting.

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: MightyPenguin on April 22, 2005, 04:05:00 PM

You wake up one morning to find your backing isn't hurting. Then you realise it's because you've had your spine surgically removed while drunk.

I wish this thread gets a hell of a lot better in the next post, so I don't have to lock it out of contempt.

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: Numsgil on April 22, 2005, 04:09:10 PM

The post suddenly becomes quite interesting.  Unfortunately the board crashes and all our posts since February are lost.

I wish I was (more) perfect.   :P

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: MightyPenguin on April 22, 2005, 04:15:17 PM

You realise that perfection is actualy the purest form of sterility; beign perfect, you do not change. In not changing, you stagnate, and become meaningless.

I wish that the Lib Dems get in.

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: Light on April 22, 2005, 08:19:41 PM

They get in, but their lack of experience and Charles' drinking habits causes the economy to go to ruin, resulting in you losing your job.

I wish life was easier

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: Old Henk on April 23, 2005, 03:03:59 AM

It is. You're dead.

I wish my French grades would impove

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: PurpleYouko on April 23, 2005, 10:35:51 AM

You get an A in french then an international comitee on free trade decides that French and all other languages around the world are going to be abandoned in favor of Japanese

I wish I didn't have to build Firegem's new bed today.

Title: Spoil a Wish game
Post by: Mutchy on April 23, 2005, 12:36:03 PM

you dont have to, Firegem happily builds his own bed, once he has finished, he trips over and stabs you in the neck with the screw driver!

I wish I had lotsa gold!