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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: shvarz on November 11, 2005, 02:00:11 PM

Title: I love america
Post by: shvarz on November 11, 2005, 02:00:11 PM
A lot of really weird people live in it next to each other quite peacefully.

Here is just one more example (http://blackroses.textfiles.com/sex/sex-cars.faq)
Title: I love america
Post by: PurpleYouko on November 11, 2005, 02:06:12 PM
Dude. That is just messed up  <_<
Title: I love america
Post by: shvarz on November 11, 2005, 02:12:07 PM
Who are we to judge a guy who just loves his car very much?
Title: I love america
Post by: Numsgil on November 11, 2005, 02:22:29 PM
Hmm, I don't have a car.

I wonder if my bike would work  ^_^
Title: I love america
Post by: shvarz on November 11, 2005, 02:35:12 PM
Here is another example: http://headphet.hopto.org/index.shtml (http://headphet.hopto.org/index.shtml)
Title: I love america
Post by: PurpleYouko on November 11, 2005, 03:09:36 PM
Possibly if you took the saddle out of the frame, the hole might be suitable.

I doubt the handlebars would be large enough if you were to take the rubber grips off the ends.  :unsure:
Title: I love america
Post by: Numsgil on November 11, 2005, 03:21:53 PM
Ah, my bike  :wub:
Title: I love america
Post by: Numsgil on November 11, 2005, 03:22:49 PM
While we're on the subject:

Dolphin love (http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html).

I will never think of Dolphins the same ever again.

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(Dolphin males have a prehensile penis. They can wrap it around objects, and carry them as such.)

Imagine what sort of society would develop if the only prehensile member you had was a penis.
Title: I love america
Post by: PurpleYouko on November 11, 2005, 03:58:07 PM
What can I say?
Title: Re: I love america
Post by: Botsareus on November 29, 2014, 10:00:11 PM
Well at least Shvarz was sane enough not to take it as far as I just did.  :P



Do not get me wrong America keeps me and a lot of other people like me alive and hopeful. A good reason to love it.