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General => Off Topic => Topic started by: Botsareus on March 22, 2005, 06:54:08 PM

Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Botsareus on March 22, 2005, 06:54:08 PM: Ok Mp, time for you to delete all the posts that you think should go, DO NOT MOVE THEM TO OTHER BOARDS.

I dont think its nice to have a thread and a poll by PY with the word "crap" in it....

(this is one of thouse posts that needs to go.)
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 22, 2005, 08:57:45 PM: *Waits for Bots to be mauled by PY*

:P
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 08:40:28 AM: CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAP

There are plenty of worse words than CRAP on this board. In fact in the USA CRAP would not even appear to be considered a bad word.

:P PY :P
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 10:25:24 AM: Nope, it's just a little crude. John Crapper was the one who either invented or marketed a flushing toilet I think. That'll teach him to call his toilet a 'Crapper'.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 10:35:19 AM: In England Crap is considered to be just as bad as all the other words like shit and bugger. :laugh:
Over here, kids are allowed to say it. :unsure:

:D PY :D
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 11:55:46 AM: Of course, Americans haven't been known for their politeness. :laugh:

It's weird, because the only words they really censor on TV is shit and fuck. You can say ass, bitch, crap, or just about anything else you can think of.

Although if you say ass hole, they'll censor the hole. Go figure.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 12:34:20 PM: I have heard ASS sensored a few times.

What pisses me off is when they sensor songs.

Take Megalomaniac by Incubus.

Quote
Hey, megalomaniac
You're no Jesus
Yeah, you're no f(boing)g Elvis
Wash your hands clean of yourself
Baby and
Step down, step down, step down.

Now that is just F(boing)g messed up in my opinion.

:D PY :D
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 12:41:51 PM: Yeah, I noticed that too. WHy did they pick boing as the censor noise for that one? Talk about distracting.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Botsareus on March 23, 2005, 01:21:24 PM: :lol: RoFl :lol:

Were are you mp , this is getting totaly out of hand here.....
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 01:27:16 PM: How can the off-topic board be getting out of hand? It's supposed to be random and silly.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Botsareus on March 23, 2005, 01:33:43 PM: (... I thought we created a new forum because of stuff like this , o well , nm )
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 01:38:15 PM: We created the new forum because of what's begun to happen on the old forum.

Go take a look.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Botsareus on March 23, 2005, 01:41:14 PM: Funny , so what if it happens on this board? we make a new board again?
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 01:50:40 PM: What the other board's problem was was that it allowed guests to post topics and replies, basically meaning that a moderator had to spend time deleting those topics.

In the new board, you have to register first. That means a relatively time consuming process that most spammers aren't going to bother with.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 03:37:45 PM: Besides that, once a user logs in, I can track their IP address and ban any further spam from that particular username or PC.

"I have the POWER!"

He-man in some stupid cartoon that sucked a lot

:D PY :D

PS we like being silly sometimes provided it doesn't spill over into the serious topics. Rest assured that this kind of stuff won't be allowed in the other parts of this forum.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 03:39:54 PM: Anyway, what has MP got to do with this? He may be a mod on this forum but then so is Num and I am the primary f(boing)g admin for the whole darned board so :P to anybody who tries to delete my posts.

:laugh: PY :laugh:
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Botsareus on March 23, 2005, 03:55:25 PM: o ok
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 03:57:31 PM: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Maybe it's true that power corrupts.

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE

Me? Corrupted? Never!

:bigginangel: PY :bigginangel:
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 03:58:44 PM: Warped maybe. Perhaps even a little twisted but corrupted? Naaaaa!

Tain't happening. I can't stay sensible long enough to get corrupted.

:D PY :D
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Botsareus on March 23, 2005, 04:05:46 PM: no one is saying that Py , you not corrupted at all.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: MightyPenguin on March 23, 2005, 04:06:30 PM: I broke my laptop. :'(

Thus I'm doing as little with it as possible. However, I haven't seen anything worth deleting yet, so meh. Apart from PY's spamfest, although it wasn't really that bad, and I should probably knock that 'moon thread into a cocked hat for being so far behind the times. It's a couple of years old, guys.

Also, it's censor, not sensor (unless the Americans have decided that a soft c sound is just too hard for their poor little minds), it's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe, there are several thousand ways to get around an IP ban at last count, if you think saying crap means a lesson to wash out your mouth over hear you are the very definition of out of touch (I mean, I could say "cunt" and people would do little more than sigh and shake their heads. May be an exaggeration), and Incubus suck mighty donkey dongs. Listen to something recorded by an animal with more right to live than the e-boli virus, like, say, Franz Ferdinand.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 04:16:02 PM: Aren't Franz Ferdinand and Incubus relatively close stylistically?
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 04:19:15 PM: Just try saying Crap to my mother in Colchester and see how many ears you come away with.

I haven't been over here that long. Only about 5 years.

I never said Incubus was the best thing since sliced bread or anything. In fact megalomaniac was about the best thing they have ever made in my opinion, even if the singer does sound like he is doing an impression of Public Image Limited throughout half of it. They don't seem to be able to make up their minds whether they want to be Punk, Metal or unadulterated Bollox. They kinda swing back and forth between the three.

Everything is spelled weird over here but I'm not sure about censor. My spell checker accepts both.

Yeah I know the moon song is old. I just thought it was worth resurrecting again cuz it's so funny.

:D PY :D
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: MightyPenguin on March 23, 2005, 04:20:50 PM: Quote
Aren't Franz Ferdinand and Incubus relatively close stylistically?
Since when where Incubus Arthouse?
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 04:36:30 PM: I don't know music genres and stuff beyond simple rock, rap, hiphop, etc. But to my ears they share a very close style.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: MightyPenguin on March 23, 2005, 04:43:51 PM: :huh:

Well, if you say so. But even if they did share a genre, that doesn't mean that both are crap if one are crap. That's like prejudging punk/pop based on a Mcfly Album.

Example; Goth Rock. There is plenty of shit goth rock. The entire genre is a dumping ground for whiney bastards who delude themselves that the goth stream is anything more than a smaller mainstream and think that it's cool to make a statement out of being "alternativ". But look at the Sisters of Mercy. They're class.

EDIT: Bands are shit because they produce shit songs. There is no style on the planet that could not be performed well if someone with a little bit of talent sat down and tried.

Not even R'n'B
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 04:46:19 PM: Don't get me wrong. I like Incubus and Franz Ferdinand both. I prefer FF, but Incubus really is still pretty good.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 04:48:23 PM: Quote
it's He-Man and the Masters of the Universe

He man and the big bloated WIMPs more like.

Just imagine a scene where He-Man comes up against Vegeta. I imagine it going something like this.

Prince Adam bumps into a rather surly vegeta walking along a path.

Vegeta: Watch where you are going you big overgrown gorilla
Prince Adam: That isn't very nice. You take that back!
Vegeta: Or what? What are you going to do about it Dough boy?
Prince Adam; Right. That's it! I will have to teach you a lesson.

Prince Adam reaches over his shoulder and grabs his sword. He holds it up with both hands in front of him and screams.

Prince Adam: I have the power

In a blinding flash of lightning Prince Adam transforms into He-man

He-man: Now I shall administer the wooping that you richly deserve foul one.
Vegeta: Great! Now you are just a bigger woos than before.

He-man swings his mighty sword with all his unmatched strength.
Vegeta blocks the swing with his pinky.

He-man: HUH? :blink:
Vegeta: Is that all you've got. I have seen more power in a house plant! Try some of this!

Vegita throws a very soft punch at He-man. he doesn't really want to hurt him after all.
He-man flies backward through 14 buildings, 8 trees and a mountain, finally coming to rest in a muddy swamp with a lilly pad on his head.

Vegeta: Laughs and calls out after him. Sorry! I knew you were a wimp but I didn't realize your were that soft.

Vegeta walks away whistling. He is in a much better mood now.

:D PY :D
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: MightyPenguin on March 23, 2005, 04:50:50 PM: What do you think of the Mars Volta (look, it's a tangent, okay). I can't get Drunkship of Lanterns out of my head.

EDIT: What's a Vegeta?
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Numsgil on March 23, 2005, 04:53:48 PM: A Vageta would be a villain/hero from Dragonball Z.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 04:54:29 PM: Quote
EDIT: What's a Vegeta?

Are you SERIOUS? :blink:

Have you never watched Dragonball Z?

I didn't think there was anyone in the world who hadn't.

:wacko: PY :wacko:
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: MightyPenguin on March 23, 2005, 04:56:29 PM: Ah. Saturday morning anime. Excuse me while I snub you with my philosophical pretensions and NGE.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 23, 2005, 05:03:36 PM: Not Saturday morning over here. Dragonball GT (z is old hat now) is shown on a Saturday night at about 9:30 along with a whole slew of other Anime shows.

:D PY :D
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: Light on March 23, 2005, 07:27:21 PM: were obviously not as "cool" over here :unsure:
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: MightyPenguin on March 24, 2005, 08:48:08 AM: Quote
were obviously not as "cool" over here :unsure:
Nah, we just have a more refined taste.

I can't believe I said that with a straight face.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 24, 2005, 09:02:46 AM: You wouldn't know it by the crappy shows that they bring over here on BBC America.

"The Office"

Now what kind of total moron wrote the script for that piece of cack?

And now we have a American version too, complete with every last word from the same script. Just with American actors.

Same thing happened with "Who's the boss" (Tony Danza) way back in the 90s but that went in the opposite direction.

We do get Monty Python which is still funny and even better, Black Adder B)

:D PY :D
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: MightyPenguin on March 24, 2005, 02:10:43 PM: Spaced, Black Books, Red Dwarf, Python, Blackadder, Fawlty Towers...

Of course, most of the retards I know think that the Office is funnier than God.
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 24, 2005, 02:22:58 PM: They must certainly be retards then cuz the office is about as funny as an enema and contains a lot of the same material.

Now Red Dwarf is a completely different matter. I could watch that 24-7 and never get sick of it.

<_< PY <_<
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: MightyPenguin on March 24, 2005, 02:49:31 PM: Even series 7&8?
Title: MP where are you?
Post by: PurpleYouko on March 24, 2005, 04:52:25 PM: Yeah I liked those too even if they were a bit strange.

:D PY :D