I ***** too much and so and so
here are some facts
I thought that you might not want to know;
The last flock of carrier pigeons was shot by a bunch of American sportsmen in one day, 1/4 million birds.
4 carrier pigeons were sent to a Canadian trench; they ate three and sent the last one back with a thank you note...
Hey, I have heard that Moscow can't get its vodka there by truck quick enough; so they built a vodke pipeline!
And it's off to bed I go I go...
(Courtesy of the program QI)