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You're so vain!!!!!
« on: June 13, 2006, 08:55:18 AM »
You know what really pisses me off?

Carly bloody Simon and her stupid song "You're so vain"  

Here are the lyrics to it. Read them if you like but it shouldn't take more than a few lines to see my point. I mean there she is singing directly to this guy, every bloody line has the word you in it pretty much. Then she has the gall to accuse him of being vain because he probably thinks this song is about him.
It's patently obvious to anybody with half a brain that it bloody well IS about him.  
There isn't one single solitary bit of the song that isn't directly about him.

I know the song is 30 years old but come on Carly. get a fucking grip already.

Quote
"You're So Vain"

You walked into the party
Like you were walking onto a yacht
Your hat strategically dipped below one eye
Your scarf it was apricot
You had one eye in the mirror as
You watched yourself gavotte
And all the girls dreamed that they'd be your partner
They'd be your partner, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you, aw

You had me several years ago
When I was still quite naive
When you said that we made such a pretty pair
And that you would never leave
But you gave away the things you loved
And one of them was me
I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you, don't you

I had some dreams they were clouds in my coffee
Clouds in my coffee, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (you're so vain)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you

Well I hear you went up to Saratoga
And your horse naturally won
Then you flew your Lear jet up to Nova Scotia
To see the total eclipse of the sun
Well you're where you should be all the time
And when you're not, your with
Some underworld spy or the wife of a close friend
Wife of a close friend, and

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain (so vain)
I'll bet you think this song is about you
Don't you, don't you, don't you now

You're so vain
You probably think this song is about you
You're so vain
You probably you think this song is about you
You're so vain
There are 10 kinds of people in the world
Those who understand binary.
and those who don't

:D PY :D